Amy, a.k.a. Ames

Yeah, only cats can really pull off being cute with three legs. Otters might be able to too though, they’re super cute.

Text from Pat

what even are our conversations

sakuton:

eximplode:

nevvymaster:

captainhanni:

if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them

this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee

I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY

NEVER GIVE UP

FOR YOU JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!!!!!!! FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via z-raid)

This is Halloween

Citizens of Halloween Town,

The Nightmare Before Christmas (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture)

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

60 favourite Disney songs in no order
(#13) This is Halloween - The Nightmare Before Christmas

“This is Halloween, everybody scream. Won’t you please make way for a very special guy. Our man, Jack, is king of the pumpkin patch. Everyone hail to the pumpkin king now.”

not halloween but whatever

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

anna-mator:

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND

put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND

carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT

broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA

collection of politely worded love letters.

#So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

(via 50shadesofgaylinson)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via spuddruckers)

lol

shireduchess:

typette:

these are awesome, it’s like am action battle skirt. just high enough not to step on, the front has ample leg maneuverability, and it looks rad. Want

and it’s deliciously steampunk as well

(via z-raid)

kerokamina:

innervenom:

savedmyselffromthedragon:

karnythia:

signalfire90:

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…

I totally bought that he was right.

I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.

Wow